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[2006-08-03 12:08]

PHP Sucks.

So, at OSCON, I gave a PHP Lightning talk called "Six Reasons PHP Sucks." It really deserves to be a slideshow with commentary, but I don't know how to do that really easily and I'm pretty lazy when it comes to that. So, the slides aren't nearly as funny without my insane ranting to go along with it, but I figured that people that attended would at least have clear fond memories of it if the slides were available.

I made a Six Reasons PHP Sucks PDF file out of it using KeyNote so that the transitions are (sorta) preserved.

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Chris Shiflett said,

Thursday, August 3. 2006 at 13:55 (Link) (Reply)

http://omniti.com/~jesus/misc/PHP%20Sucks.swf
Luke Welling said,

Friday, August 4. 2006 at 06:33 (Link) (Reply)

So would you call yourself primarily a C programmer? A Perl programmer? Either way, thanks for fitting in with my hypothesis: http://lukewelling.com/2006/08/03/java-programmers-are-the-erotic-furries-of-programming/
Mutant said,

Friday, August 4. 2006 at 10:37 (Reply)

I hope the talk was better than the slides, because the slides read like a 5 year old did them.

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